It’s my first post! I was fucking around trying to make this site in drupal for a hot minute, but honestly, it’s not like i need a very powerful framework to write my stupid little blog. back to wordpress.

So far, the hardest part of getting this site up and running was disabling the aspect ratio when i was resizing the header image. Everything’s got guardrails on it now, huh? Back in MY day, you opened up your dad’s pirated copy of Photoshop and accidentally made the canvas so big that your 2000s Dell laptop shut itself off in self-defense. Now, that was living.

WordPress is also trying really hard to get me to use its shitty AI tools for literally every aspect of site design and content, which might explain why every website I visit in 2025 looks like dogshit and contains no actionable information whatsoever. It’s insane that we’re living like this and there aren’t even any robots you can fuck, yet. At least not any that the hoi polloi are allowed to know about. Do you think they’d let you fuck one of those Boston Dynamics dog-bots for enough money? Or would that dilute the brand too much?

Anyway. Welcome to my blog. <3